Gag gifts are fun to give, but most of the time, gag gifts can be overused and boring. So here’s a list of over-the-hill gag gifts that will surely make a statement.

FAKE BEER. Just pour this powder in a glass of water and it will definitely appear like one. Serve it at a party you are hosting, or better yet, make your worst enemy have one big gulp. This comes complete with froth.

FAKE PET PUKE. Put it into your classmate’s lunch and see if you can survive the day without getting hit at the head. It can be used a lot of times.

FAKE LOTTO TICKETS. Tell your friend that you’ve decided to give him a big amount of cash for his birthday by giving him these lotto ticket. These are the “scratch-off” kinds of lotto tickets that win every time. Just wait till your friend reads the “how to claim” instructions on the back.

THE IRON BURN STICKER. Stick it on your dad’s favorite pair of expensive jeans and wait for his reaction. This is also great when you are about to give a public speech. Just stick it to your shirt and see the audience’s reaction. It can be used a lot of times.

THE JUMBO TOAD. This is no ordinary stuffed animal; this is a great gift for a friend with a phobia of amphibians! You can put it inside a friend’s shower or tub and see how she screams her head off. The toad is 9” big and has almost realistic warts on its back.

THE MINI SHRUNKEN HEAD. This is definitely one for the books because it looks just like the original African shrunken head. Tell your friend to hang it on his/her door or better yet tell him to leave it on the guest bed.

THE NO-TEAR TOILET PAPER. Place a roll in your bathroom when you have guests come over and see if you’ll have any more guests next time.

THE MUSTARD CANDY. It looks like innocent hard candy, but it really tastes like mustard. Give one to your irritating little brother or sister and watch his or her face turn green.